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Wearing A Suit: How To Be A Super-Spy
Published on September 14, 2014 by Jennifer Brady in TUXEDO, Tuxedo Shirts, Tuxedo Shoes, Tuxedo Vast Rental, Uncategorized
A suit or tuxedo can be the best investment a man can make, but it can also be a lot of fun! Rent one for special events or for a Halloween costume. So many Halloween costume ideas are overplayed and make men look frumpy, awkward, or childish. Renting or owning a tuxedo/suit opens the doors to many amazing costume ideas from your Super Spy alter ego to Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, James Bond, or Barney from “How I Met Your Mother.” You’ll look great and everyone will think you’re loaded (figuratively in every sense of the word). Get your suit here for a great Halloween costume and something nice to wear to your cousin’s wedding you’re being forced to go to.
Like any good superspy or covert operations agent, you’ll need a suit or a tuxedo if it won’t draw extra attention to yourself. Don’t show up to a stranger’s wedding or a place of business in a full tuxedo—stick with a suit, maybe even leave the jacket or vest at home. Read here for ways to wear any combination of suit pieces for nearly any occasion!
When picking out your super-spy suit, pick one that is fitted to your body type—this means you may have to have it tailored, but it’ll be worth it in the end. Wearing the right clothing will make you look leaner and more confident when you swagger around looking like James Bond and NPH had a baby.
Suit jackets and vests are great for hiding gear! Mobsters always find great ways to conceal weapons with fancy holsters from head to toe, so you can hide just about anything in the right suit. Hide a radio, recorder, intelligence sheets, and more on your person with jacket or vest pockets, garters, and more. Buy one of those fancy camera pens and put it in your coat pocket and use your Bluetooth headset to look like a busy professional while you’re actually getting information from home base! Or, you know, stalk your buddy to find out what he wants for his birthday.
From firearms to flasks, suit pockets are ideal for concealing items (Warning: smuggling guns or alcohol is dangerous and can cause legal repercussions, proceed with caution). From undercover police or legitimate spies to the average Joe at a “dry” event, a suit may be mildly inconvenient if you’re not used to it but between how amazing you’ll look to all of the ways you can use it to your advantage, it’ll be worth it in the end. Special belts with holsters, breast pockets, and more can hold nearly anything you can imagine. Tips for carrying weapons can just as easily work for other items—especially for covert operations! If dressing up for a costume party, skip the real guns and go with Nerf, paintball/airsoft, water guns, or other fairly-obviously fake weapons to prevent scaring anyone.
No one will recognize you when you’re dressed to the nines in one of our fantastic suits, meaning you can sneak up on your own mother and she won’t realize it’s you until you speak. On the other hand, you can blend in at business functions and spy on your boss to find out if he loves you, hates you, or wants to promote or fire you. Use stealth and blend in to the crowd and no one will be the wiser.